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Do you run workshops? offer assistance with evaluation or assessment? You might find one of the cartoons or stories below to be useful for lightening the mood while also making an important point.  Have a cartoon or story to share here? Please email me at ehrmann @ tltgroup.org.  Thanks!

NEW! Just heard a good podcast on humor in academe, a conversation with Dr. Regina Barreca of the University of Connecticut.  The best points (for me) come later in the podcast, e.g., that humor in teaching should not be a plea to be liked but rather, coming out of authority, is a way to helping people learn.

TERMINOLOGY; BLOOM'S TAXONOMY

This cartoon by David Eubanks could be really funny when used in a workshop with lots of arcane terminology, especially if you've been discussing Bloom's Taxonomy.

HOW EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION OF TECHNOLOGY WAS BORN

I heard this story from Frederic ("Rick") Breitenfeld, many years ago.

"Twenty thousand of years ago, Thok was a renowned hunter of dangerous tigers, consistently bringing home meat for the tribe.  As his reputation spread, more and more people from surrounding bands came to Thok's cave for advice on how to hunt successfully, and safely. They would bring him gifts of food, clothing and such, to get him to sit still and answer their endless questions.

"Soon Thok realized that it was safer to teach about hunting than it was to hunt, and he was making a better living as well.  He stopped hunting, and took up teaching full time. 

"Years went by. Thok was becoming elderly -- over 30 -- and a bit infirm. Word  of Thok's wisdom had spread further and further. The crowds were huge. In fact, people at the fringes ofcould no longer hear the great teacher. Thok's livelihood was at risk, just when he was least able to leave teaching and return to the dangers of hunting.

"Perhaps fear was the mother of invention. That very morning Thok had an inspiration.  He saw a large banana leaf lying on the ground.  Picking it up, he rolled it into a cone, and spoke into the small end of the cone, pointing the large end toward the crowd.  It amplified his voice and everyone could hear!   Banana leaves were a kind of magic, it was clear.  Thus was educational technology born.

"But the amazing events of that morning were not yet over.  A young cave person, Val, was skeptical about this banana magic. So Val picked up a leaf that Thok had discarded, draped it on top of his head, and walked around that way for the rest of the day. By nightfall, Val had learned absolutely nothing new about hunting. He tossed the leaf aside, and  told all his friends that the old man was wrong: Val's research had demonstrated conclusively that technology had no role in education.

"And that's how the evaluation of educational uses of technology was born."

A good story for getting participants to focus on the activities that technology makes possible, rather than on technology per se.

CORRELATION ISN'T QUITE CAUSATION

If you look at the original of the xkcd cartoon, and put your cursor on it, you'll see a wise and amusing observation about the value of correlation.

Cartoon: correlation isn't (quite) causation


NEW! And here's a song, directed at funders, on the futility of proving who caused what, especially when the 'who' is the funder. The singer is focused on evaluation of international development projects, but the logic is universal.  He likens a project to a tiny stream. The funder wants to affect the ocean, but the stream flows into a bigger stream, which flows into a bigger stream...


WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR AUDIENCE SUSPECTS THE AUTHOR HAS DESIGNED THE EVALUATION SO THAT IT PRODUCES THE DESIRED FINDING...

Cartoon

Response: ask the girl (audience/stakeholder) to help design the well (evaluation design).

 

EVALUATION PHOBIA

Cartoon: dreaming about how you're going to fail that class you somehow forgot to attend in collegeAre you an evaluator or assessment expert? Wonder why people seem to be afraid of you when you're only trying to help...?  (And, yes, I may be 60+, but I have this dream at least once a month.)To see the original of this xkcd cartoon, click here.

 

THE MEANING OF NUMBERS

Cartoon contrasting two different ways of displaying the same pair of numbers (same units; different units)

Get the impression I love these .xkcd cartoons?  Only a few are relevant to evaluation, but they're 'choice.'  This cartoon is a great conversation starter about how to display numbers.  To see the original, click here.

 

PERSISTENCE

Thanks to Richard Hake for pointing out this observation in his recent posting to the Professional and Organizational Development (POD) listserv. Hake wrote that "At a recent American Association of Physics Teachers meeting in Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA, Israeli physicist Uri Ganiel (2004) of the Weizmann Institute of Science gave an invited talk "Fostering Change in Science Education: Creation, Implementation, Evaluation, and Research."

Ganiel concluded with these words

'. . . .let me emphasize again: innovation is a slow process, and it requires time. To foster innovation, a systems approach is needed, in which longitudinal, progressive refinements of program development, school and classroom organization, teacher training, assessment and cognitive research, are all considered and activated together. Being slow, innovation takes a long time. There are no quick fixes. So we are talking about a long and painful road, and it requires a lot of stamina. There are enormous obstacles which have to be overcome, and persistence is a must.

Sometimes, when reviewing the route we have been taking, I am reminded of that humorous Jewish story, with which I shall end these remarks:

A journalist was assigned to the Jerusalem bureau of his newspaper. He got an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall.

After several weeks he realized that whenever he looked at the wall he saw this old Jew praying vigorously. The journalist wondered whether there was a publishable story here.

He goes down to the wall, introduces himself and says: "You come every day to the wall. What are you praying for?"

The old Jew replies: "What am I praying for? In the morning I pray for world peace, then I pray for the brotherhood of man. I go home, have a glass of tea, and I come back to the wall to pray for the eradication of illness and disease from the earth."

The journalist is taken by the old Jew's sincerity and persistence.

"You mean you have been coming to the wall to pray every day for these things?"

The old Jew nods.

"How long have you been coming to the wall to pray for these things?"

The old Jew becomes reflective and then replies: "How long? Maybe twenty, twenty five years."

The journalist is flabbergasted. "You mean you have been coming to the wall for every day for all those years to pray for these things?"

The old Jew nods. The amazed journalist finally asks: "How does it feel to come and pray every day for over many years for these things?" The old Jew replies:

"How does it feel?

It's like talking to a wall!!' "

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Chuck Dziuban of the University of Central Florida, talking about the eight years of his leadership of an evaluation of distributed learning at the University, "It's like the Russian proverb: when you dance with a bear, you can't quit just because you're tired."
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Once upon a time, two hunters hired a pilot and light plane to fly them into the backcountry of Canada for some moose hunting. After an hour of flying, the little plane arrived over a small clearing high in the mountains. As he circled, the pilot announced his intention to land. The hunters were alarmed. The tiny meadow didn’t look big enough for a successful takeoff, especially not with the added weight of a moose. “Don’t worry,” the pilot reassured them, “I’ve landed in that very spot half a dozen times already!”

So they landed, hunted, bagged a moose, loaded it in the plane, and prepared for takeoff. With throttle at full power, the brakes were released and the tiny craft began bouncing over the rough ground. At the last minute, the pilot hauled back on the controls, the nose lifted, and the plane just barely cleared the nearest trees. Their problems were not over, however. The overloaded aircraft climbed with painful slowness, engine laboring in the thin air, and a series of ridges were coming up fast, each one higher than the last. Quickly a second stand of trees passed just beneath their straining wings and then a third. It didn’t seem possible that they could climb fast enough to avoid the next ridge with its crown of trees. The pilot gave a final pull at the controls, the propeller snapped into the branches, and then there was a thunderous crash!

Silence returned to the forest and, after a moment, birds began to sing again. The battered plane balanced precariously in the branches of a tall tree. Finally, moans were heard as the three occupants of the plane recovered consciousness, tested their limbs, and called out to one another. The loudest voice was that of the pilot. “This is great!” he shouted, peering from a shattered window. “We got at least 30 yards further than the last time I tried to take off from that clearing!”

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DON'T GET TOO PUFFED UP WITH YOURSELF

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an evaluator," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The woman below responded, "You must be a manager."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

Carolyn Sullins contributed this story to EvalTalk, the listserv of the American Evaluation Association.



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